Saturday, June 30, 2012

Magic Mike....well...hmm

So I went to see the much-anticipated (by me) stripper movie, Magic Mike, last night.  It was good (read good not great) but I wanted more.  It was a Steven Soderbergh movie so I should have realized that the movie was not going to be as fun as I had hoped it would be.  Not enough stripping, too many serious scenes and definitely not enough Joe Manganiello.  I went in thinking we would see more of Joe Manganiello and Matt Bomer and their parts were small (as in if you blinked you missed them).  I am not complaining about the amount of screen time for Channing Tatum but the story was completely about him and not about the other strippers.  Plus Matthew McConaughey was sleazy and gross looking.  He drawled it out with his "alright, alright" and for his character, he was perfect but in no way did his Dallas turn me on.  Don't get me wrong, there were some man-candy scenes, just not enough.

Side note, in front of us in the theater were 6 women in their late 60's, early 70's.  Could not help but laugh when we walked out and the assisted living bus was there to take them home.  Do you think that there was a rush to sign up for this movie trip at the old-folks home?

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Are people really this stupid....

As most of you know I went to Key West last week for my birthday and had a wonderful vacation.  Now you also must know that Key West is known for its strong and thriving gay community (fun clubs baby).  Anyway, one of the days we were there we had torrential downpours.  Enough so that the streets were flooded with some nasty stuff (Key West sewage has no where to go people).  On this day we braved the rains and drank in a bar all day.  I discovered later that I had a cut on my foot and had been walking through the rain water (and other stuff) with an open wound.  It is fine but I have been laughing about my gangrene because of the nastiness of the water....

Here is the stupid part...I mentioned this to one of the teachers at work and she literally told me that I needed to go have an HIV test.  Because of all those gays (her words) in Key West, was I not worried about what they were doing on the street (really) and with an open wound I could get anything.  Are you kidding me?  First of all, the only people I saw having sex or anything else on the street were straight and gross (I mean fat and happy people) and did she naturally assume that all gays have HIV (because of course they do) and if they did why would they not release all bodily fluids on the street? 

I was just flabbergasted that this woman had these thoughts in her head.  It is no longer the 80's and I assumed that most people were better informed and more careful and not so stereotypical.  I honestly laughed at her and let her know that I was not concerned and then mentioned the gay bar that we went in to have a drink. 

Monday, June 25, 2012

She is my age...dammit!

Not that I am posing for Playboy but if I could I would, sadly I cannot because I don't look like this. 

I gotta give it to her, Jenny McCarthy looks good!

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Not me, nope never

This never happened to me after children....never! 

Jessica Simpson has the best cleavage ever!!!!

Friday, June 22, 2012

Its Friday!!!!!

Just so you know, I feel guilty about posting this when I am a teacher and don't really work in the summertime but I had to anyway.  Any opportunity that I have to spout the f-bomb makes me smile. 

Thursday, June 21, 2012

I know I have been out of the loop....

I am feeling kind of bad for Ann Curry....I know, I know no one thinks she has the personality or the chemistry to continue as a co-host on the Today show, but this morning's gaffe on the show was a little bit of a slap in the face...

Back from Key West...

Just got back from Key West and I must tell you all, I am feeling old.  We ate, we drank and we drank, and we drank.  It was so fun but it is going to take some time to recover from this one.  All things considered it was a wonderful vacation and here are my recommendations...Colombian Grace for dinner, Blue Heaven for breakfast, Irish Kevin's and Pete's for drinking (actually all places good for drinking), head up to the Garden of Eden to ogle the naked people, and back to Ricks to watch people have sex on the dance floor, scooters are wonderful when it is not raining, and the Casa Marina was an exquisite place to stay.  Now I am going to continue to drink water (a lot) and try to return to the land of the living.  Missed you all. 

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Having a pity party (just a little bit)

Today is the last day of my 30's.  Yep that's right, tomorrow I will enter my 40's and I am not handling it very well.  I am just not where I pictured myself at 40.  I will be fine tomorrow but I needed to whine just a little bit. 

On the plus side, the husband and I leave for Key West on Sunday for a little vacay.  Any suggestions of fun bars and restaurants would be much appreciated. 

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Mommy Porn????

I just finished reading all 3 books in the 50 Shades of Grey series.  I don't know if you have heard of these books but this is the latest Mom phase.  Basic concept, the book is a "love" story between a college student and Mr. Christian Grey who is a kinky ass man that likes weird sex.  The entire book is sex mixed in with a little dialogue.  Mom's everywhere are reading the books, getting horny and then having lots more sex with their husbands.  Did I mention that Mr. Christian Grey is written as the most beautiful man ever? 

So I read them and well....its hard to explain.  I get the appeal but I don't understand why.  The books are compelling, the sex scenes are descriptive (albeit a little repetitive) and I have a crush on Christian Grey.  But, I just don't know why I could not put the books down.  As for the horny thing, well....the jury is still out on that one.  Some of the kinky ass shit made me a little uncomfortable and this couple had sex 2 to 7 times a day. 

Now the hollywood people are talking about making a movie.  The question is, who will play Christian Grey?  Who is beautiful enough to play this role (and make us watch the kinky ass sex scenes)?  One to think about.

This is what I have been doing the last couple of days. 

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Admittedly I was Jealous....

While watching the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night, I found myself wondering....Why can't I be Elizabeth Banks?

Just sayin...

Monday, June 4, 2012

My week....

I am missing my peeps and my television right now.  Last week was the end of school for me.  Of course, my youngest proceeds to get the stomach bug that lasted 4 days (and honestly she is still not 100%).  I think she lost 5 pounds (hmmm maybe I should try to get it).  Then I had to go to Orlando for training or continuing education for 2 days.  Now I am upon the last week of school for my kiddos and I am entrenched in field trips, parties  and end of the year teacher gifts.  With that said, I am behind on all my shows and behind on my blog check ins as well.  I do hope that everyone is doing well and I will be checking back in soon.  Later all....