Not me, nope never

This never happened to me after children....never! 

Jessica Simpson has the best cleavage ever!!!!

This is nicer than my house

Obviously everyone in the world knows that Beyonce and Jay-z had their baby girl last weekend.  TMZ posted pictures of their "birthing suite" and the damn thing is nicer than my house.  I did not have a "suite" by the way.  I had a room, with a bed and a television that got like 5 channels.  This room had 4 flat-screen televisions (why in the world do you need 4?), a kitchenette (you cooking while you in labor B?) and a living room for visitors.  I feel a little cheated.  Just sayin....

where oh where is my money tree in the backyard?

Did he or didn't he?

I assume that everyone has read about our baby-faced Bieber and his paternal problems.  The story is that Justin Bieber has fathered a child with a not so attractive 20 year old named Mariah Yeater.  All she wants is $10,000 a month in child support (this is the rumored amount) to make sure that her spawn is allowed to live in the lifestyle that he so deserves because he is the Bieber heir.  Now the question is...did the Biebs do this?  Could he have been stupid enough to have unprotected sex with an ugly woman and think that it would not come back to bite him in the ass?  Absolutely people.  16 year old boys think with their appendage, no matter what the conquest looks like.  Yep its stupid and yep he should know better but this could have happened.  Does not mean that this girl is not a money-grubbing bitch but it could mean that he is that much of an idiot.  Only time (and a DNA) test will tell. 

Beautiful baby don't you think?

I was just reading that Curtis Stone (hot man and celebrity chef) and Lindsay Price are expecting a baby.  Now if you do not remember who Lindsay Price is, think back to the later years of 90210.  Lindsay Price was Janet who married and had a baby with Steve Sanders.  Also, she was on the much loved but never watched show, Lipstick Jungle.  Anyway, its gonna be a cute baby, so congrats to them both. 

90210 Scoop: The Father of Kelly’s Son to Be Revealed on Next Week’s Episode

The above story is on People.com (click here) saying that the father of Kelly's baby will be revealed on September 16th. Thank goodness! Now I can find out and stop watching the show. But what if Luke Perry or Jason Priestley decide to appear on an episode. I am conflicted. Of course the buzz is; Brandon or Dylan? But some are bringing up Steve. I can't decide and I go back and forth. Guess my question will be answered on Tuesday.