Project Runway - What Mama Says

I hate Kenley (or as David Dust calls her Stankley)! She is a mean girl and she must be destroyed. Now I was never a big Joe fan but to be laughed at on the runway when you are already being critiqued is liking kicking a dog when they are down. And that outfit she created last night was not attractive (ahem Cynthia Rowley) and looked like everything else she has created. Because, as she says in her weird lispy voice, that is her aesthetic. Ass...thetic is more like it!

OK I am done, here is the gist of last night's episode. The clients for the 6 remaining designers last night were young girls, just out of college who were looking for or just starting their careers. Of course the twist was that not only did the designers have to deal with the girls but the girls mother's were along for the ride.

Now I will admit that Joe missed the mark. His girl was a cute, funky graphic designer and he put her in a pinstriped skirt. She looked frumpy and old and none of the design showed off her quirky style.


However, Suede (how is he still here?) created a dress (because that's what Suede does) and jacket that just looked outdated. Once again Suede squeaks by (he is the equivalent of last season's Ricky) and Joe is sent home.

For the second week in a row, Jerell wins the challenge. This one was well deserved (except for that thing he wore on his head to judging) and his girl looked sleek, sophisticated and age appropriate (thank you Michael Kors for teaching me something). Both Kenley and Korto were also in the top and surprise of all surprises Leanne was in the bottom three. I thought she could do no wrong.




Lets break it down....5 designers left, Suede is still here somehow, Jerell wears funky crap on his head, Korto is the best, Leanne has no personality and Kenley is a bitch! Later taters!